This is pretty funny. Jakey can be quite adorable. 
Check it out…
Wanna see more of Jake? Check out Jake Gyllenhaal’s Gaytrix Gallery.
Here’s a list of the more interesting summer movies this year. I dunno, maybe I’m getting older, but it’s not that exciting. Under each movie are the male stars of note and then links to their Gaytrix Galleries when appropriate.
MAY 7
Iron Man 2
Starring: Robert Downey, Jr.
Official Site
MAY 14
Robin Hood
Starring: Russel Crowe
Official Site
Letters to Juliet
Starring: Christopher Egan
Official Site
MAY 21
Magruber
Starring: Ryan Phillippe
Official Site
Shrek Forever After
Official Site
MAY 28
Sex & the City 2
Official Site
Prince of Persia
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal
Official Site
Survival of the Dead
Official Site
JUNE 4
Get Him to the Greek
Starring: Russell Brand, P. Diddy
Official Site
Splice
Starring: Adrian Brody
Official Site
JUNE 11
The A-Team
Starring: Bradley Cooper
Official Site
JUNE 18
The Killer Inside Me
Starring: Casey Affleck
JUNE 25
Knight and Day
Starring: Tom Cruise
Official Site
JUNE 30
Twilight: Eclipse
Starring: Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Daniel Cudmore, Alex Meraz & Xavier Samuel
JULY 2
Twelve
Starring: Chace Crawford, 50 Cent
Official Site
JULY 9
Predators
Starring: Adrien Brody & Topher Grace
Official Site
JULY 16
Inception
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Cillian Murphy
Official Site
JULY 23
Salt
Official Site
Dinner for Schmucks
Starring: Paul Rudd
Official Site
JULY 30
Beastly
Starring: Alex Pettyfer, Neil Patrick Harris
Official Site
AUGUST 6
The Other Guys
Starring: Will Farrell & Mark Wahlberg
Official Site
AUGUST 13
The Expendables
Starring: Just about every action hero alive
Official Site
Eat Pray Love
Starring: James Franco & Billy Crudup
Official Site
You may have already seen it, but if not, check this out. The album’s pretty good and this video features cameos by Joe Jonas and Jake Gyllenhaal.
If you wanna hear little bits from the album check out the amazon widget below. Be sure to listen to Diplomat’s Son – it’s pretty good too. Oh, and if you wanted to pick up an MP3 or two from Amazon, that’d make me really happy.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s Gaytrix Gallery
Here’s the video, which People wouldn’t let me embed. Fuckers. Anyways, I agree with most of their picks and even have galleries for the majority of them as well.
Here they are, organized by my personal grades for each and links to their galleries, where available. Be sure to let me know what you think about my opinions.
A
Hunter Parrish
Mmmm…mmmm. This stud is fine. I love that’s taking more risks now that he’s getting a bit older.
Ryan Reynolds
Mmmmm.. me likey. Me likey very much. He wears superhero (and um Sandra Bullock) very well.
James MacAvoy
Love him! Love his accent! Love his body! Love him!
Zac Efron
Zefron keeps looking better and better, especially whenever he doesn’t have his hair cut like a girl.
Taylor Lautner
All gay men everywhere owe his trainer a nice present this holiday season, methinks.
Chris Pine
He can beam me aboard his ship anytime! Red alert! Red alert! Fire photon torpedos! Ok, I’ll stop now.
Kellan Lutz
I love it when models turn into actors and don’t suddenly get all .. I’m more than just a body!
Justin Timberlake
JT still looks hot. Enough said.
Ryan Kwanten
Thought he was a major hottie before I heard him speak with his natual accent. No he’s a super-duper-mega-hottie!
Ashton Kutcher
Aging quite nicely.
Chace Crawford
Has a little bit of the Zefron disease where he likes to look like a girl, but other than that, he’s a total hottie!
Kris Allen
Though not as talented as Adam, Hot Pocket is definately a cutie!
Leonardo DiCaprio
Aging quite nicely.
B+
Usher
I love a guy that can dance and has a great body to show off while doing it.
Penn Badgley
Love him with a smooth chest, love him with a fuzzy chest, love him!
Mark Wahlberg
Still a hottie after all these years!
Channing Tatum
It doesn’t hurt to know he pole danced for women and gay dudes in the 90s.
Matt Damon
Just now pushed down to a B+. Still a major hottie though. It could be that movie he did where he put on all that weight.
Ed Westwick
His rating has gotten better over the past months.
Neil Patrick Harris
Love his fuzzy, well put together self. Very nice, indeed.
Ryan Phillippe
Still a hottie!
John Cho
One of the few Star Trek hotties without a gallery. I need to fix that!
Alexander Skarsgard
He can suck me any time he wants. Only complaint – he needs to show off his nice body more!
Jake Gyllenhaal
Love Jakey’s fuzzy chest. The new beefy look he has for Prince of Persia pulls down him to a B+, though.
James Franco
A total hottie, with a good sense of humor. Not sure about the whole soap opera thing, though.
Emiile Hirsch
A cutie. He’s just not allowed to do another movie where we watch him waste away though.
Ian Somerhalder
Quite a cutie. He’s really come back into his own on Vampire Diaries.
Andy Roddick
A cutie with a nice smile. Love that he loves to play without his shirt on. Stay away from the meth!
Corey Monteith
This glee stud is quite nice to look at.
Mario Lopez
Whoda thunk he’d still be relevant now? I guess muscles and the willingness to show them off help.
Click the more doo-hickey to see the rest of the list…
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Dunno if this is gonna be good or not, especially considering the odd accent Jake has in this preview, but I do know Jake’s looking better than ever. I may just have to check this one out when it’s in the theatres.
From the team that brought the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy to the big screen, Walt Disney Pictures and Jerry Bruckheimer Films present Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, an epic action-adventure set in the mystical lands of Persia. A rogue prince (Jake Gyllenhaal) reluctantly joins forces with a mysterious princess (Gemma Arterton) and together, they race against dark forces to safeguard an ancient dagger capable of releasing the Sands of Time—a gift from the gods that can reverse time and allow its possessor to rule the world.
Wanna see more of the sexily fuzzy Jake? No problemo, homey. Just check out Jake Gyllenhaal’s Gaytrix Gallery. You can also check out the Official Website if you wanna get up all in the movie’s business and shit.
